Translation:
You work, I get paid.
You have about 4 weeks to implement this crazy cool idea I had the other day while I was sitting on the toilet.
You see, my parents doled out tons of cash to send me to fancy business schools, but all I ended up with is a useless degree and nothing nothing to prove for it. I don't know how to actually do anything. But the Internet is really fun, and I love browsing for free porn and pretending to know what Twitter is all about when me and my grad school friends hang out in our parent's luxury yachts down in the Florida Keys.
So that's where you come in the picture. I need you to do all the work. I can't actually pay you anything because my parents just recently cancelled my Gold Amex card, but I met tons of people over the years and they all have super important families. You get 4 weeks to implement something like Twitter, I don't really know yet what it is, but I will shoot you 10 emails per second once I have it all real clear in my head.
Here is where I throw in some rant against big businesses. Aren't geeks all like anti-capitalism and pro-socialism? My econ prof said something like that once in class. I think.
I will need your phone number to call you at all times of the day, every time some thought crosses my mind. I won't be satisfied with anything you produce, and ridicule you in front of my frat brother friends.
You should sign up for this because you're a CS grad and you have no life. And you should be happy that I am even considerign talking to you, I mean look at me. And look at you. Seriously.
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